Broctopus
(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. the broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.
broctopus
guy#1:”dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!”
guy#2:”the broctopus strikes again, man.”
any woman in the club talking to every bro she sights but never giving up that puss.
pr-nunciation:
“brahktopuss”
“bro, check that broctopus snaggin’ free drinks off them bros, bro.
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