Brocules


a bro with the strength of a t-tan, who wanders the earth righting wrongs and making sweet, gentle love to women (or men, however his taste runs).
did you hear about gabe? homeboy’s nine feet tall, stopped a mugging, and makes sweet love to his girl. total brocules.

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