brocus pocus


when a girl is being hit on by a “bro” (lifted truck driving, moto-cross riding, hurley apparrel doning guy with spiky hair and possible frosted tips) and she declines the attention… but by the end of the night and a few drinks later, she realized he had tricked her into a make out session of some sort.
“i didn’t even like that jared guy. i think he sprinkled some of that brocus pocus on me and i ended up kissing him.”

“we’re on our way to the avenged sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus.”
the act of a male fingering his own -sshole during m-st-rb-t–n or otherwise.
“dude, i totally pulled brocus pocus while beating off”
“what??”
“..nothing”

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