brod

meaning a girl on the side
your girlfriend
a girl that is your b-tch,sl-t,tramp,or just a f-cking wh-r- that you f-ck on the side.
i’m chilling wit my brod and you already know
a mildly derogatory term for a female.
“some brod walks up to us and…”
“i bought that brod like, 5 drinks and she just f-cked off.”
“don’t bother coming without any brods.”
“that f-cking brod wont stop calling me.”
“you need to find yourself a brod, dude.”
“brods are nothing but trouble.”
dumbed-down. also spelled “bro’ed”
“you definitely just bro’d my mind.”
a h-lla bad-ss. someone who is cool as f-ck and fun as h-ll to chill with. also could be -ssociated with the adjective h-llatay
tayler: hey that kid is really cool.
dylan: no that kid is a bro-d.
a shortened version of broad, which is a rude term for a woman , usually refering to hot women
yo check that b-rod!
a person that is fat and thirsty
you are being a b rod with that pop
the act of staying late at work, or doing any undesirable task that your boss/supervisor couldnt give you 3-4 hours ago, because he was doing nothing, just as you’re about to punch out. the boss refers to you as “bro”.

exployee: “man, i was so close to leaving yesterday and then i got bro’d for 2 hours.”

boss: “hey bro, hold up, i got somethin’ for ya”

“so you have to sort all the tps reports? b-mmer”
“yeah, it’s a real bro-job.”

“how many of you f-cks are staying late tonight?”
“enough to give the king bro his bro-ner.”

“you got another bro-job?”
“what can i say? i’m a bro-bot.”

“there’s no business like bro business.”