Broddism
a facebook religion, whose commandments and scriptures help maintain balance and order in the bro world
brommandments (commandments of broddism):
1: thou shalt not c-ckblock thyself or thy neighbor
2: thy bros before thy hoes
3: thou shalt not speak during intense sports moments
4: thou must always keep thy swag on in public
for 6-10, join the facebook group t-tled ‘the bro commandments’
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