broderick
washing just your b-lls in the bathtub, like matthew broderick in the movie, election.
are you gonna shower?
nah, i only have time for a quick broderick.
a gangsta n-gg- who stay fresh and clean 24/7 with their swagga. brodericks tend to have big ‘ole d-cks that are 9 inches and bigger (hung like horses) and nut like a m-th-f-cka. they have an att-tude that at first will annoy you but then you will soon get used to it and appreciate their feistiness and their c-ckiness. whenever you argue with a broderick, don’t even bother trying to put up a fight because you will always be wrong and he will win every single time… seriously (p-sses me off). they have great smiles and ‘ride n die’ personalities that are fly and will always be there by your side. they will always be honest and straight up with you about anything even about his opinions and feelings toward you. if the love you they show it… if they hate you you’ll know it. they are playas straight from the south and spit mad game to pick up all kinds of big booty hoes up in the club, parties, functions, etc. don’t talk back to them or they will bust a cap in yo’ -ss with their glock. beware b-tches… brodericks are hard to tame!!! but if you know one keep him close because he will always love you and will protect you at any cost.
b-tch #1: d-mn nothing but small d-cks up in this club…
b-tch #2: yea i feel you! i need one of them big d-ck brodericks!!
b-tch #1: yee! they always get’chu walking wit a limp.
-both sigh-
(n) a bathing of one’s b-lls and undercarriage by squatting in the tub and giving a refreshing wash and upsplash, a la matthew broderick in the movie, “election.” similar to wh-r- bath and italian shower, but a little more involved.
d-mn, it was hot today. i need to take a quick broderick before we go out.
(n) a bathing of one’s b-lls and undercarriage by squatting in the tub and giving a refreshing wash and upsplash, a la matthew broderick in the movie, “election.” similar to wh-r- bath and italian shower, but a little more involved.
d-mn, it was hot today. i need to take a quick broderick before we go out.
a short little el salvadorian who works out obsessively to over compensate for his little weenie. he constantly stalks a ‘queen”, which makes her “pist as h-ll”. they are “finished business” and have been for some time now, but he can’t get a d-mn clue!
girl 1: “who’s the creep that likes all your instagram pictures?”
girl 2: “do you mean the guy with the half naked selfies?, oh that’s just broderick”
(verb)- when a man is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife
ned: man, bob’s girlfriend is really ugly, it’s too bad
ted: yeah, he really brodericks her
straight b-tch -ss n-gg-
the originator of b-tch–ssed-ness or b-tch-ssedness
guy 1: eh u know that b-tch -ss n-gg- broderick.
guy 2: yeah hes a straight b-tch -ss n-gg-.
guy 1 : agreed.
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