Brodeur
a mythical creature from the land of mayhem. brodeurs typically live in places with ferns and snack on m-ffins. the females are exceptionally good cooks while the males are exceptionally strong and intimidating. there is also an abundance of brodeurs living in m-ssachussetts.
d-mn, those brodeur women really can cook!
guy 1: hey what happened to little timmay?
guy 2: he stole from a brodeur and lost his arms and legs!
brodeur: never steal from a broda!
to cheat on your wife with her sister.
you never want to marry a brodeur!
when i found out my husband pulled a brodeur, he then became my ex.
he or she is the f-cking man
he is hot and sensitive and while f-ck the sh-t out of you
girl 1: do u see brodeur over there?
girl 2: yea he is so hot
girl 1: i just want him to f-ck this sh-t out of me
girl 2: well he wants me
brodeur: ladies, stop fighting, ill f-ck both of you at the same time
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