Brodrive
a drive of epic broportion. starts long after the sun has set and continues until the journey is complete. must begin after 10pm and last for a minimum of 4 hours. requires at least three bros. usually involves little to no planning. a c-mby’s run before or during is a must. i few cigars and/or hitting up the local 24 hour walmart at 3am is always a plus.
alcohol is only rarely needed. usually after a bad break up. must have a designated driver. take out all the back seats of your suburban and just let all your thoughts pour out as you p-ss around a bottle of jack daniels.
want to learn what it feels like to be a true bro? fill up that gas tank, call all your bros, and drive! there doesn’t need to be a reason! just keep f-cking driving. you will know when it’s time to return.
bro 1 – “who is down for a brodrive tonight?”
bro 2 – “to where?”
bro 1 – “everywhere”
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