alteration of profess, to make a false or overly-enthusiastic declaration of one’s affection for/to another person as if they were one’s bro, usually a result of a drunken situation.
brandon: dude, i totally can’t believe you brofessed to sam last night.
dave: yeah i know, i’ve only talked to the guy once or twice before.
- steamin' the clam
when she won’t open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin’ the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink. paul couldn’t get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside paul started steamin’ the clam […]
- youtube welfare
a welfare system in which a young unemployed adult relies on making youtube videos in order to earn a livable wage instead of going out and finding a real job. steve: hey bob, has your kid found a job yet? bob: nope. he on youtube welfare and sitting on his *ss recording himself playing video […]
this is a personal device that i own, but was not born with. it is the brain in which i am able to consistently *ssimilate other people’s experiences, stories, and successes, while at the same time excluding my ego, pride, and ignorance/narrow mindedness. once the switch is flipped, a miracle occurs. the result then is […]
- nitm attack
nsa-in-the-middle attacks represent all forms of cyber upheaval caused due to illegal state-sponsored (nsa) eavesdropping of internet traffic. no matter how hard you try to secure your internet experience, nitm attacks are going to get you.