brofile
a facebook/mysp-ce profile created by your everyday, suburban middle-cl-ss bro that contains the same generic descriptions that every dude thinks he should write.
everything a bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what const-tutes a desirable teenage male. it is absolutely imperative that the bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having s-x with lots of chicks, and not giving a sh-t about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
most of these bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. but hey, i suppose publicly selling one’s soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). the question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today’s youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
brofile: broseph “huge” johnson
activities: making bank, going 2 parties, sports, kickin it, smoking blunts, crusing in my f-150, smoking blunts while cruising in my f-150, pumping iron at the gym
interest: girls, cars, sports, partying, music, chillaxin, football, the beach
music: anything but country lol
books: wut is a book?
about me: i’m a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. i’m down to do whatever as long as it’s fun. bp champion and zbt 4 life!!!
brofile (v.) – to profile a young male as a dude-bro based on surface attributes such as hairstyle, clothing, and vocal affliction
dude, that hipster b-tch totally brofiled me. f-ck her, she was ugly anyway!
bro-file is a term used in the military when the soldiers get a doctor’s note to prohibit them from wearing a gas mask, because they have a beard from not being able to shave like a regular person due to a skin disease. the african american soldiers usually get this type of disease.
i have a beard, i can’t wear the gas mask because i won’t get a good seal. my doctor gave me a bro-file, so i don’t have to wear it in training.
a profile for a h-m-s-xual, such as on a gay dating website.
brofile:
gwm bottom seeking gbm for serious relationship. must love chihuahuas, madonna and obama.
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