Broggot
when a guy becomes so “bro” that the term “bro” is no longer strong enough to describe the “bro.” derived from the two terms bro and f-ggot.
often used to describe guys who match their jerseys with their pro back baseball hats (usually both hat and jersey are for teams they don’t actually support i.e. boston).
broggots usually spend the same amount of time and effort shopping for bro outfits as a flamboyant h-m-s-xual would. ironically, however, the broggot is usually very h-m-phobic, to the point where they will start fights to protect the status of their s-xuality. this is a defense mechanism, most are closet h-m-s-xuals.
broggots are often spotted at the gym(still wearing hat), playing beer pong, in front of mirrors, or in a boat with a lot of other broggots playing eminem music.
“check out this bro’s shirt…if he cut it any further on the sides it would be a poncho.”
“what a f-cking broggot!”
“totally….and it smells like farts.”
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