Brogramming
the act of creating a computer program in the company of your bros.
want to go get a beer after we’re done brogramming?
want to get a six pack then get back to brogramming?
the act of coding in between workout exercises
“you gonna hit the gym this week?”
“nah..i was planning to be brogramming this week”
the act of coding while drunk.
john: hand me that beer so i can get back to brogramming.
1. the bro conditioning one must undergo in order to become a bro.
2. bro-themed tv.
1. “yeah, he went through brogramming in the 9th grade. he joined the football team, got a subscription to hustler, and started watching wwf”.
2. “hey bro, you see the new episodes of “dog the bounty hunter”? “no man, i’m not really into watching that kind of brogramming.”
when a male of the species coerces another male to attend a given movie screening by impugning his manhood.
alejandro: “you’re a douchebag if you don’t come to the movie–i mean you, kurtiss.”
kurtiss: “there should be a law against your brogramming. what if i don’t like terrence malick?
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