Brohammad


variation of bro, used only when broseph cannot fully convey sense of brotherhood.
“thanks for doing this. only a true brohammad would help me out at a time like this”
a brother who is praised.

etymology:
from the english word “brother” and the semitic trilateral “hmd,” which means ‘praise.’
hey brohammad! salaam alaik-m!
a word composed of three words; bro (brother/brosepth), mohammad (that profet) and mad (u mad bro?), which when combined has the power to kill jesus mf. christ.

no specific definition, can mean:
a very, very mad bro
a mad bro whose skin is dark
a mad n-gg-r
noob: f-ck i got killed 10 times last round
madbro: fajhafsjlfashl asflkfkl;afslaf k;asjfasj!!!???af:@fas:fas@:
madbro: that’s ur a noob in my own language
noob: u brohammad?

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