Broke em
to trick someone in an utterly stupid way. in a way where you know the person will fall for whatever you’re asking, or saying, but you’re actually just lying, and watching them look/reply in a way to make them look stupid.
brian: hey, is that your pencil right there? -points to floor-
josh: -looks at the floor, no pencil- huh?
brian: broke em!
everyone: hahahahaahhahahahaha
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josh: yo, it’s rainin’ man!!
david: -looks to the window, no rain-
josh: broke em!! hahaha
(1)to cross or fake someone in basketball.
(2)to own someone (also can be said as got em)
friend1: hey this is ben
friend2: ben who?
friend1: ben dover…ohhh got em
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