broke the seal
having gone beyond the first p-ss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.
wino #1:
“hey, what happened to you at dangus’ party the other night? i thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!”
wino #2:
“yeah that was the plan, but some -sshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and i started swigging on some drank. after a while i had to take a leak, but you know how that sh-t just keeps coming once you start, so i resisted. well once the purple stuff was cashed, i did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was p-ssed out on the throne so i broke the seal in the bathtub.
after that, i had to see what kind of f-cktardation was going down at my homeboy’s sketch pad. as i might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prost-tutes…awesome! but yeah, i must have p-ssed like 90 more times…because i broke the seal. is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? jesus, i need a drank!
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