broke um


something a third party says whenever he or she overhears a particularly witty comeback. similar to owned, or you got served. like the others, the results are often nonsensical.
guy 1: hang on, guys, i just gotta throw this away.
guy 2: …i threw yer mom away.
guy 3: broke um!

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