Brokeass BossBalla
broke-ss bossballa (also guttaslime-bossballa) is someone who has little or no money for most of the time, when they do have money it’s generally a large sum which is blown within 24 hours. despite being generally broke, the ba-bb (broke-ss-bossballa) enjoys the life of a “balla” on a daily basis; in other words, every day is a raging party. this is generally achieved through the ba-bb charismatic character and “good things come to those who rage” mindstate, as well as women with credit cards and big bank accounts. as aforementioned, a ba-bb must periodically get large sums of money, which are quickly spent on party favors the ba-bb and those around him; drinks, durgs, new threads, concert tickets, etc.
basically, a broke-ss-bossballa is an unstoppable partying force with charismatic character and is exceptionally generous and gregarious. despite being broke most of the time they enjoy the high life on a daily base.
the result of exceptionally intelligent and resourceful individuals choosing the life of a slacker/partyer.
broke-ss-bossballa talking to a friend:
ba-bb: “aye lemme sip on that henny man i’m broke as a joke”
friend: “h-ll yeah sip away. how you broke you had like 1200$ on you when i see at the liquor store?”
ba-bb: “yo you shoulda stuck around burned a zip down sippin on jameson’s all night raged it.”
friend: “d-mn bro how do you do it?”
ba-bb: “i’m just a broke-ss bossballa sonny. i wear my crown everyday.”
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