brokebackitis


a condition of emotional paralysis experienced in the days following one’s viewing of “brokeback mountain.”
biff: “ever since jim saw ‘brokeback mountain’, he’s been crying in his room and hanging his ex-boyfriend’s shirt behind his closet door.”

doyle: “he must be suffering from brokebackitis.”
an unknown std transmitted through the act of gay s-x.
jim: whoa phillip, you look sick.

phillip: i feel like sh-t…i think you gave me brokebackitis last night.

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