brokefoot drunk


the act of being so intoxicated that whilst trying to walk you look as if you’ve broken your foot; to stumble, around leaning to one side, as if one foot is broken.
jay was so brokefoot drunk last night he couldn’t walk, with out stumbling. we thought maybe he had fallen down the stairs and broken his foot or something.

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