Broken Hang Glider


a s-xual position that is essentially vertical sixty nining. however instead of the typical more practical positioning of a male standing and an upside down female. the woman has the difficult task of standing and carrying all the weight. the result is an upside down off balance male who ultimately bears a striking resemblance to a hang glider crashed and hanging from a tree.
suzie, if you’re up to it and you think you have the core strength to lift my frame. i would like to attempt a broken hang glider.

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