Broken Squirt Gun
its when you put duct tape around your c-ck and p-ss hole and then violently m-st-rb-t- so that when you climax your c-m has nowhere to go, like a broken squirt gun,(squirt guns would always jam up with water)
dude, i’m so bored you wanna go outside and play with broken squirt guns.
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