brolesque
(adj.) when straight men do something seemingly s-xual or risque with each other that is in fact just bros being bros
matt: did you see those two guys who ran across the room and hugged? or that one giving a back rub? are they…
kevin: nah, dude, that was just brolesque.
the male version of modern day neo-burlesque performances..
doc chocolate was so awesome.. did you see his brolesque number?
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