Bromage
a rare and exotic cheese made from the breast milk of a man.
based on that guy’s moobs, i bet he’d make some sweet bromage.
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to pay homage to a bro.
we need to pay bromage to that guy for sleeping with that hot chick.
it’s a mix of two words: bromance (a made-up word for men who spend quality time together) & marriage.
bromage sounds exotic and almost french in nature.
it is for men who share a “bromance” that have been friends for awhile (a year or longer) and they’re in it for the long haul.
it’s like a common law marriage for bros.
christian: “ya know justin, we’ve been friends for over 10 years. i feel rather committed to this friendship.”
justin: “i feel like we have a bromage going on, man.”
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