broment
when dudes share a special moment with eachother.
the three guys all told eachother they were best friends; they shared a broment.
n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a s-xual conquest, failed s-xual conquest or planning a circle jerk
john: “bro, you totally banged that sk-nk last night.”
jim: “yeah, bro, she was like: ‘yeah daddy! give it to me!'”
john: “whoa man, i’m totally getting wood thinking about it! score!”
janet: “i’m going to go. you two stay here and enjoy your broment.”
an emotional moment between men
after watching mighty ducks, adam banks couldn’t hold his stick up, i then was brokent hearted with this broment
a moment two bros share when their minds connect and they think the same thing at the same time.
“bro dude that chick has a nice enough -ss for a nice roll in the hay.”
“broment.”
a legit moment with, or involving, bros.
“bro, last night was so chill, i had at least three or four legit broments.”
n: a moment of extremely bro-ish behavior, usually involving alcohol and micturition; the state of being overcome with bro-ness
john: dude, did you p-ss in my laundry hamper?
dave: oh…yeah. sorry bro, i was pretty wasted last night.
john: it’s cool bro; we all have our broments.
(noun) an awkward instance between two heteros-xual men who come a little too close for comfort, and for a nanosecond want to have s-x with other. usually followed by red-faced silence, brotherly punches, or light-hearted ribbing about each others mothers. the broment is never referred to again.
used in california, maybe other places too.
“omg, i think my boyfriend just had a broment with the quarterback!”
“no, football players always act that way.”
(thinking to himself) “wow, i wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. maybe i could s-xually experiment with him.”
(thinking to himself) “wow, i wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. i’m gonna kick that gay bomb’s -ss.”
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