bromento


a souvenir that a bro acquires after getting laid. usually, but not limited to, a piece of clothing, such as a bra or panties.
bro #1: “when i woke up this morning i found that cindy wasn’t in my bed still but she left me a nice bromento.”

bro #2: “nice bro!”

-the two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake.”

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