Bromorse
1. when a girl wakes up the next morning with regrets of the bro she brought home. often occurring in conjunction with brocus pocus.
2. when a bro wakes up with a less than attractive female after one too many games of beer pong.
ex 1
debby had total bromorse when brad woke her up to see if she wanted to hit the gym with him before slamming some jamba juice and hi-fiving his buddies.
ex 2
jason: that girl you took home was a total hog.
tyler: ugh! total bromorse dude. total bromorse.
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