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when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost h-m-s-xual, but not quite.

as in:
bromos-xuality-
bro1: “sh-t man that hurt.”
bro2: “that’s not what you were saying last night”
bro1: “dude… i told you not to tell anyone about that.”
the art of bros being bros. bromos-xuality is not to be confused with h-m-s-xuality. they are two very very very very very and again i stress very different thngs. all bros know that a bro should obide by the simple rules of bromos-xuality. any good bro allways fallows the ancient broheeshian philosophy of bromos-xuality.

the main 5 rules of bromos-xuality are:
1. bros before hos

2. when a bro is in need help of anything, you have drop what your doing and help him out. (however, this rule is to be voided if your bro is doing anything that doesnt involve dumping a chick.)

3. one shall not have s-x with another bro’s ex, unless she is of the hotness of atleast a 7 out of 10.

4. if one of your bros are in a fight, you are required to “get his back” and help him out, providing that your bro has not provoked a man that is bigger or blaccker then you are.

5. bros are to stick together through thick and thin, or until there is no more beer available on hand.
guy 1: wow, look at that guy, he is such a bromos-xual. he’s gotta be like, the master of bromos-xuality.

guy 2: yeah. i wish i were him.

guy 1’s lady friend: i must have his d-ck, like… now.

guy 1: thats understandable.
noun – love shared between two (or more) bros, but is not considered h-m-s-xual.

origin: brody jenner’s reality tv show bromance(quote taken from mtv’s the after show)

bromos-xuality

i’m a bro
you’re a bro
we’re dudes, lets hug!
lets canoodle
lets pat each other on the back
its not gay it’s totally cool
the strong almost h-m-s-xual bond bro’s have. hanging out, going to party’s together, and riding around in there bromobiels, are all just examples of bro’s expressing there inner bromos-xuality. bromos-xual bonds are strong and bro would be willing to go through a bropacalypse for each other, and often group together to protect other bro’s from hostile brogressor’s.
bro #1: hey stop eyeing my girl bro, you wanna go!?

brogressor: even know who your dealing with!?

bromos-xuals 2,3,4,5,…: responses range from threatening the brogressor directly, bringing attention to the conflict and telling the original bro that they “got yo back man” repeatedly

brogressor: ow yo a buncha bromos-xuals, get yo bromos-xuality outa my face.
hetero, male s-xuality between friends.
hey man, that slap was a little too far up my thigh for simple bromos-xuality, bro.
the act of being of a male being h-m-s-xual for a male sibling; including weekly -n-l s-x between the brothers
steven practices extreme bromos-xuality with his brother bryan.