when your girl (or lover) is giving head and at climax she proceeds to punch their t-st-cl-s causing -j-c-l-t–n to contain blood.
“i found out my boyfriend was cheating so i got him in bed and he asked for a bj so i gave him a bronco berry sauce, he never wanted it rough again”
- jefferson blast
a jefferson blast is when you holler out the sounds he-he, hee, jikjamona!, jahmone, or jikjahbnah! this is derived from south park’s the jeffersons in which they do a parody of michael jackson. bob- have you been up my wishing tree… john-wait for it… bob-jikjamona!!! john- that was a big jefferson blast
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- soccer cousins
two females or males whom have had relations with the same male, i.e. they have played with the same set of b-lls, making them “related” brad: “i totally made jill and christie soccer cousins last night, deez nuts have been real popular lately!”
- little mouse
the sperm that penetrates the egg. kid: where do babies come from? mom: when the little mouse eats the cheese, a baby is born,
- emerald gold
emerald gold – a very rare eye pigmentation found primarily in the gene code of someone that is a perfect mix of scottish and polish. much like someone with blonde hair and blue eyes, this combination is not seen very often, and when it is, a double take is needed to confirm the amazing site […]