broner


a slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heteros-xual male achieves an erection (or, “b-n-r”) for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, “bros”). this may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, “dude, suck that sh-t!” or “meet me in the shower.”
the way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.
when a fan of my little pony get’s an erection.
when derpy first spoke i got a wicked broner.
an unintentionally manly inspired b-n-r.
you’re a guy getting a m-ssage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a ‘broner’.
an unintentional man-inspired b-n-r
my m-sseuse was a guy and during my m-ssage i popped a slight broner.
the accidental erection, or b-n-r, induced by a male friend.
oh sh-t, we gotta stop wrestling, i’m getting a broner.
an erection inspired by the actions of your buddy- be they s-xual or just plain impressive.
“dude, i saw you catch so much air off that jump that you gave me a broner.”

abbreviation: brone
an unintentional b-n-r from your guy friend.
dude check this out! stop man your totally givin me a broner right now.

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