Broneymoon
the special vacation taken by heteros-xual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. this usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. during this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
to celebrate their bromarriage aaron & eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
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