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a middle aged male that is usually obese that spends most of his free time jaking it to cartoon female lesbian ponies
now in days i get so bored that i have become a professional bronie
a male fan of the series, “my little pony: friendship is magic.”
“dude, are you a member of the herd?”

“yeah, i’m a bronie”
fist-b-mps are exchanged and both say; “bro-hoof”
a male fan of my little pony: friendship is magic.
also a failed spelling of “brony”.

a brony refers to one brony.
bronies refers to two or more bronies.
bronie refers to someone who can’t utilize proper spelling.
if anyone starts worshiping or b-tching about bronies, and they say “bronie” referring to one brony, don’t listen to them. they clearly haven’t done enough research and will most likely f-ck up whatever they’re trying to prove.
an adult man who is into my little pony: friendship is magic. can be found in the bowels of 4chan that is /b/ as well as most other image boards across the web.
mark is a total bronie, he’s been watching my little pony all day.
a misspelling of the word “brony” which refers to a male (usually adult) viewer of the tv program “my little pony’s 2010 reboot known as “friendship is magic.
“dude, you spelled brony wrong.”
“no i didn’t, look bronie: b-r-o-n-i-e”
“no, man, it’s brony: b-r-o-n-y”
pedophile
bronies are adult men who use the little girl cartoon “my little pony” to groom children to molest them.
a “man” who loves my little pony. he also loves cats and all of their fabulous glory. this “man” will usually p-ss out before the children’s bedtime and after only downing 2 bartles & jaymes berry melon bonanzas.
“tonight on sportscenter ….. lsu wins over florida. and this just in: a bird legged man gets demoted thanks to a cat loving bronie who became a “man” for the first time in 36 years”

“nacy is such a bronie.”
a male who is strangely addicted to watching ‘my little pony’ .
this usually refer’s to the series of ‘friendship is magic’ .
these bronies will tend to ‘brohoof’ other bronies as a sign of acceptance in there bronie world. after the first 2 episode’s you will be addicted! no matter what happens… there is no cure for this disease. the episode’s are so addicting because satin has cursed them. 65% of bronies tend to turn gay after finishing season 2. these bronies have no girlfriends. or they hide there ident-ty of being a bronie. a true bronie is proud of who they are. they don’t change becuz of what people tell him. bronies are usually teen age boys to very old/grown men. that have a real p-n-s. if you are a teen bronie you don’t grow a d-ck tell u are 60.

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example #1

(on the phone)

“hey dude, wanna go skateboarding?”

“nah, i can’t”

“why?”

“my little pony is on next”

(whispers) ” forever alone” (hangs up)

“h-llo?”

…

(hangs up)

example #2

(girlfriend talks to boyfriend)

gf: “hey honey wanna go to the movies?”

bf: ” no.”

gf: “why we never go anywhere together anymore, when was the last time we went on a date?”

bf: ” i still love you…”

gf: “it doesn’t seem like it”

bf: ” i do i swear!”

gf: ” prove it! come with me on a date to the movies”

bf: ” i told u i can’t”

gf: ” why???”

bf: “the truth is that i am a bronie”

gf: ” your a what?”

bf: “i am a bronie i am addicted to watching my little pony friendship is magic…i love ponies!!”

gf: “laughs, all this time u lied to me?”

bf: ‘smirks’ “brohoof” (put’s a hand out for props)

gf: ” it’s over, bye… (whispers to bf) “forever alone”

bf: (doesn’t give a f-ck, that he just broke up. keeps watching my little pony at the age of 23.

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