Bronouncement


a bronouncement occurs when a douchebag known as a ‘bro’ announce to his other ‘bros’ some douche-y escapade.
‘yo bros! i got a bronouncement. last night at the frat party i totally stained my american eagle jeans and polo with puke.’

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