bronsexual
anybody who is a huge fan of lebron james or d-ckriding lebron james. they become fans of any team lebron james plays for. these type of individuals thinks that lebron james is better than michael jordan.
1. brian windhorst of espn is the #1 brons-xual in the universe since he d-ckrides lebron james more than libertarians d-ckrides rand paul.
2. 92% of cleveland cavaliers fans are actually brons-xuals since they did not follow the cavs before lebron(before 2003) and between (2011-2014).
3. espn is the #1 brons-xual sports media outlet. the motto is the “the worldwide leader in d-ckriding lebron james.”
4. skip bayless is a closet brons-xual
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