bronze colleen
the act of having a female take a big nasty sh-t on your chest. once the dirty dump has been excreted upon your chest, the girl must push the sh-t up to your face and into your mouth with her tongue alone. the dirty colleen has rarely been done but is highly pleasurable to both you and the girl.
leo: “ah dude, that chick looks so hot, i bet she is a freak in the bed!”
angus: “yeah dude she totally is, the other night my friend had s-x with her and afterwards, she gave him a bronze colleen!”
leo: “no way man! this girl is perfect!”
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