Bronzing party
a bronzing party is when a younique presenter invites her very pale friends to try out the new bronzers and tanning line of products.
she can’t try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.
will you be my lab rat and try the new younique bronzers? after all, there products aren’t tested on animals.
let’s have a bronzing party!
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