broobs
fat black man t-tties, where a black man (a brother aka bro) has sacks of fat (br–sts/man b–bs) on his chest. they may grow there from p-b-rty, genetic defects, eating too many potatoes or be placed there by god because he deserved it. may have increased risk to develop breast cancer.
therefore bro + b–bs = broobs
pr-nounced “brew”bs….broobs
“that frank guy…i heard hes got broobs”
“yer we should call him broobs from now on”
“ahahaha broobs!!!”
“broobs”
“broobs if you keep eating potatoes its not gonna help the broobs situation”
“f-ck off broobs”
“frank youve got some serious broobs”
“can i touch your broobs frank?”
a bruise on one’s b–b.
bruise + b–b = broob.
when i got hit in the chest by that jerk on the stairs, i got a broob.
to design a girl who is considered a bro
it’s a bro with b–bs, a broob
– robyn is a broob
– was cool talking to you broob
a level of bros that can only be achieved by two bros getting thier faces mashed into a strippers t-tties at the same time. this is only a shortened version of the term “b–b bros.” it is a bond more sacred than marriage that cannot be arranged by bros, it has to be a strippers decision, so it has to be fate.
yo broob, wanna hit up the strip club wit me tonight
your bro’s b–bs
“hey bro, can i touch your b–bs” – bro 1
“yeah of course, they’re broobs” – bro 2
when two guys get b–bs in their face at a t-tty bar by the same girl then they become broobs
dude have we become broobs yet, no but theres this girl with huge t-ts prolly will do it for us
a term to describe a woman’s right breast.
sarah: one of my b–bs is bigger…
bob: which one is it?
sarah: the right one!
bob: ah, your broob it is then!
Read Also:
- brothafucka
an ex-bro whos lost his bro status by f-cking over another bro for a rat. deemed the sc-m of brociety and lowest level. brothaf-ckas can only redeem themselves by slaying the hottest rat in the city with another bros permission. he’s acting like a real brothaf-cka this week.
- brown carpet
a bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. it leaves a particularily foul odour — or flavour if you were in a rush — that grinds oral s-x to a halt. “i must have p-ssed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last […]
- brown hyman
a non-existant body part that is broken when a person first has -n-l s-x. “my brown hyman was popped last night”
- Bryaned
when someone decides against texting you back but you know they have read it and texted other people or just forgot to reply. dude, did he text you back!? nah. ouch, i think you just got bryaned. what do you mean? i just saw him at the gym and he definitely has been texting.
- Bubka Ravens
name for a women’s br–sts, particularily br–sts of a significant size. i just about suffocated in that chicks bubka ravens