Broof
bros drinking brews on the roof. an engagement where brothers, fraternal or otherwise, seek to imbibe whilst on the roof of one’s homestead, apartment, or otherwise.
g: hey niels, want to grab a few red stripes and head up to the roof?
n: sure thing bro. i’ll call mark and see if we wants to join us for an old fashioned broof session.
a bro when he’s here, and a goof when he is gone…
so somone you are act nice to when they are around, but talk mad sh-t about when they are gone
your boy lester is a broof mang
slang for marijuana or getting high.
-coughing/choaking- that’s some good broof.
hey buddy! wanna broof?
the barking sound a dog makes
the dog barked ‘broof’.
-n-l s-x in the most uncommon way, using a carrot to penetrate the -ss untill it comes out of the mangina, then inserting the p-n-s and doing it the nice hardcore philopesian way
when i come home from a long day of work sweeping the sh-t off jack mehoffs front porch! i like to get out my shout gun kill sum indins and broof my kiddy kat!
a small cuddly thing related to the ‘brau’
hey broof, what’s happening
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