Brook Haven


a school in sebastopol where all the teachers smoke pot and are definite hippies. it’s a school where everyone sooner or later goes to -n-ly, unless you’re stupid and go to elmo over in forestville. it’s a school where there are no cheerleaders, but everyone wants the school mascot to be a seagull because they always bug everyone at lunch. it’s a school where the band kids are cooler than the basketball team, and everyone wants to take woodshop because it’s always called the best in the county. it’s a school where everyone shows their school spirit, mainly because we always beat hillcrest and twin hills. most importantly, it’s a school where everyone is accepted in the happiest town on earth.
everyone says brook haven sucks, but hey, it’s better than twin hills!
it is a place where random s-xual encounters are the norm and if you’re five and haven’t been high you’re a f-cking nark and most likely will be shot
that bull is brookhaven tough

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