Brookdale


community college in monmouth county where most people from the surrounding public school systems go. if you or your family cannot afford a 4-year college, then theres nothing wrong with going to brookdale. but many “students” there come from families who can easily afford 4-year programs, but these “students” are simply too lazy and lack the amibition to work hard. hence, they end up without good jobs.
person 1: oh yeah she graduated from the high school.
person 2: where’s she now?
person 1: brookdale
person 2: hah i’m not surprised

he couldnt cut it at the university, so now he’s at brookdale taking the easiest cl-sses, lets see where he ends up in 5 years
cheap community college where all the b-m–ss kids from hazlet and keansburg go and end up doing nothing with their lives.
you see that dude over there?
– yeah, the one with the tattoos and the suped-up car?
yeah, dude’s a chump. he thinks he’s “livin the life” but he’s just a b-m who goes to brookdale
– haha word, let’s get away from these lames

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