Brooke Crum
a girl from westerville, ohio. she is the most awesome person that has ever lived and ever will. also the most beautiful. she also kicks alot of -ss in bike racing. she has never seen totoro. but she is loved by all and one day will be the queen of the universe.
person #1: did you just see that girl? she was the most beautiful ever!
person #2: yes she is, thats brooke crum, she’s the most awesome ever
person #1: oooo, nice
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