brooke hogan


hulk hogan in a drag
greg: i wonder what hulk hogan would like like in a drag?
bill: brooke hogan
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brooke hogan couldn’t make decent music her way out of a paper bag if her life depended on it.
brooke hogan sucks at singing.
a wannabe “singer”; daughter of gay -ss hulk hogan; used to live in bellair,fl now lives in miami, fl. she has a really bad single out now with paul wall.
random girl: omg!! is that brooke hogan?
me: shut yo ugly -ss up, she can’t sing worth sh-t
random girl: but she’s rich
me: -thinking- true dat!
both of us: holy sh-t it’s brooke hogan!ahhhhhhhhh!!
can we have a hug plez?

-the above dialouge is only for comic relief-
a very fine woman who gives new meaning to the phrase ‘baby got back’.
dayyyyyaaammmmnnn, that brooke hogan chick got back!

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