Brookside Teapot
receiving oral from a woman, you -j-c-l-t- in her mouth. she retains the prize, you then proceed to insert a hand into her vajin or -n-l p-ssage at her choosing. once the hand is secured , proceed to pick her rear end up, holding the back of her neck. as she opens her mouth, the man b-tter pours off her chin like a nice brew of earl grey.
a variation of the brookside teapot is the teaset, which involves a lady lying on her back, mouth open, acting as a teacup.
bro, i brewed a batch so big in last nights brookside teapot, the cup ran over ! h-ll of a mess on the couch.
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