Broom Stick Suicide


broom stick suicide also know as b.s.s. is the act of killing ones self by sticking the end of a broom stick up their -n-s and then jumping off of somthing really high such as a house or other tall building, most people that kill themselves like this do it because it is the most awesome thing that they could possibly do with their life which is why they killed themself in the first place. this is not to be confused with light post suicide which is at least over 9000 times cooler but takes years of gauging your -ss to do.
you know that kid that said he was going to kill himself, he did it yesterday broom stick suicide style so his life wasn’t a toptal waste.

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