broom wars
violent game of tug of war using a broom; where 2 people fight over the broom and object is to take the broom out of your opponent’s possession; no rules; otherwise known as b.t.o.w
jake: “ow! tiffany you just bit me!”
alyssa and sam: ” no rules! crybaby!”
tiffany: “anything goes this is broom wars!!!!!!”
mom: “take it from his possession! twist! pull!”
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