broomhandle


to kill someone by shoving some sort of rod, such as a broom handle up his/her r-ct-m.

supposed method of execution for king edward ii of england.
after the teacher refused to curve the test, we all wanted to broomhandle him with his cane.

dude, that sob deserves to be broomhandled for the way he treated us.
v the act of sticking a broom up someone else’s -ss either for s-xual stimulation or abusive punishment/torture. it can also mean when something really sh-tty happens to someone. it is essentially the inanimate object version of getting f-cked in the -ss.
matt: it’s kinda scary here in tijuana.
tony: i hope you get kidnapped and broomhandled.
a s-xual position involving a p-n-s and a v-g-n-, and his left hand index finger moving in a back and forth motion in another girl’s v-g-n-.
i’m going to broomhandle the sh-t out of those two fly honeys.

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