Bropression


a condition of mutual emotional dejection and withdrawal shared by friends or close -ssociates triggered by one or more failures (by either or both parties) to achieve s-xual coupling with a desired partner or partners during a night of prolonged alcoholic consumption and/or entertainment; the sadness between the two is greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.
you guys gotta deal with your bropression issues…
when your boy is oppressing your thoughts or ideas.
what’s up with the bro-pression, bro?

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