Bros before MMOs


a phrase to remind long time close friends that friends come before mmo’s (m-ssively multiplayer online games). the phrase is commonly used amongst gamers who have friends who may choose to play an mmo game rather than hang with their friends.
friend 1 – sunday is mw2 day this week?
friend 2 – yeah should be
friend 3 – sounds good to me
friend 4 – if evening, then yeah
friend 1 – it’ll be around 4 or 5
friend 4 – you said 6:30! i got 5v5 at 3:30
friend 2 – bros before mmos dude
friend 1 – no you said 6:30 later, check the time between updates, 6:30 now
friend 4 – checking xfire times, 45 minutes ago you said hoe1 was around at 4/5. it wasn’t until 15 minutes later when that changed. so the time you posted must have been wrong
friend 1 – yamyamyamyamyamyamyamyamyam
friend 4 – i say, dr watson
friend 2 – bro’s before hoe’s
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