Bros before Moses
a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for moses to successfully lead his people out of egypt
according to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, “”bros before moses.”
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- bro snipe
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