Brosage
the act of giving your bro a m-ssage after a tense day at work or the gym. two dudes rubbing each other just to help out.
camman: yo bridawg your shoulders look all tense today why don’t you hop off that forklift and let me give you a brosage.
bridawg: dude, i thought you’d never ask. brosage me up.
the floral decoration that dudes get on their prom from their date. usually worn with a pin.
sally: yo man, i totally got the coolest brosage for sam.. he’s gonna look so hot!!
julie: oh d-mn… i completely forgot to get one for john!!
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- brosko
a more onoxious, rhyming version of broski. usage: tongue in cheek mockery of douchbag chads and joshes who actually say bro or broski. wanna go get a beer at mcgillicutty’s after work, brosko? some broskos and i totally dominated bags last night. chads joshes bro douche bag lincoln park
- Brosmens
commonly used in situations when you are greeting and elderly man aged between 60 – 90. for example: you walk into a nearby elderly home. you glimpse at their tv set and say: ‘nice tv set brosmens’ he would reply: ‘who are you? please leave me alone’
- brougham
originally an enclosed 2-4 p-ssenger carriage. in automotive terms, a brougham was originally a sedan with an enclosed p-ssenger compartment but no roof over the front end. starting in the 1950s cadillac used the name for some exclusive versions of their 4-door eldorado and fleetwood sedans. being top of the line cars, broughams tend to […]
- Brouis
brouis is the ship name for brooke parker and louis tomlinson. i ship brouis so hard, they’re perfect.
- browder
occurs when a brogan has been ground into powder. often used to make broganite. after drinking a bottle of single malt, colonel moodus laid a particularly violent brogan which made outstanding browder for the local infantry. annoying little b-mps you get in your hair when you pull it up. “i can’t get this browder to […]