Brosmer
the act of going to the restroom with the sole intention of urinating only to find that in one sudden but unfortunate turn of events a small but significant amount of feces escapes from the r-ct-m, while terrified and searching for an answer you panic only to notice the feces continuing to seep from within like crude oil from the breach of a wrecked tanker in the north atlantic, mocking you as it slithers down your leg. (typically occurring after a large amount of hot wings and beer at a local watering hole)
dude, i totally pulled a brosmer last night at the bar. g-d, i hope no one finds out but it was a close game and i didnt want to leave so i trashed my boxers, wiped up the remains, and went back to watch the rest of the game with the guys.
last name. all brosmers are hilarious, fun-loving, people who love to stir sh-t up and have a blast.
hey, that girl i met last night had to be a brosmer. i had to invite her to my party tonight.
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